(I know you will really like it, @adammhaile 
- I can also make it API-ready 
)
Though I studied computer science some (longer) time ago, my coding career has come close to zero. Anyhow, it is fun to play around with the new possibilities of AI (vibe) coding. Despite that you can argue if it’s possible to write REAL great code using it, it’s great for simple tasks.
It took me one evening to “code” a distortion calculator for unevenly shaped round objects for rotaries. And it works quite good, so far 
I need to do some more experiments, but the first ones look promising.
You can use it to create an outline of the desired object (you can save it to a file and load it again, e.g. one file per type of wine glass you use), load the object (pixel graphics work fine, SVG not so much ), place it on the object, and then download the distorted image.
It’s far from being perfect but already quite usable. If you want to play around with it, here you can find it: https://tools.diode-laser-wiki.com/